11. Just as good company as most husbands . . .
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The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.
~Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895
12. A bicycle with a seat missing. . .
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
~Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun 2 1/2.
13. Three thousand miles per gallon . . .
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The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon.
~Bill Strickland, The Quotable Cyclist
14. Life is like riding a bicycle. . .
Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
~Albert Einstein
Bonus Einstein:
I thought of that while riding my bicycle.
~Albert Einstein
