You know every shortcut and every back road within 50 miles of your house
You have tanned patches on the backs of your hand
You use your helmet as a styling device
You stare at other cyclists . . . to check out their ride
Going to work with grease stains on your hands is a source of pride
You know the difference between a Presta and a Schrader valve
- There is nothing odd about having bikes in your living room
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